Friends: The one with Frank Junior
Joey: Maybe my ruler is wrong.
Phoebe: Maybe all the rulers are wrong.
My phone rings:
Heather: Hello?
Jessie: Hey.
Heather: Hey.
Jessie: I am very distressed.
Heather: Why?
Jessie: Because I just went to the doctor and apparently I am 5'8" 1/2. 5'8"1/2!?! How tall are you?
Heather: 5'11"
Jessie: What the hell!
Heather: I'm sorry?
Jessie: I am 5'10". That is what I identify with; that is what I always tell people. 5'10" is cool. 5'8" 1/2, is so...boring. So, either I am shrinking or the ruler is wrong.
Heather: Maybe all the rulers are wrong.
Jessie: Friends?
Heather: Yeah.
One of our many talents. We can always bring it back to Friends.
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I really am much funnier in person.
About Me
- Heather
- My name is Heather. I think only my husband and my mom read this blog. (Probably just my mom, though...when I force her to.) I am a case manager turned stay at home mama to a sweet baby boy. I make pumpkin pies from scratch and don't believe in soup from a can. I have been in love with my husband since I was 12 years old. I am not a morning person.
2 comments:
This is the best conversation with Jessie ever.
I would have to say one of my top 3.
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