Sick Joke

Why does the dentist offer lollipops at the front desk? To add insult to injury? To insure good business? Well, I am not buying it. Furthermore, if I am getting cavities it is going to be from something good. Not some lime-flavored, high fructose corn syrupy things on a stick.

A little father/daughter bonding.

This is a conversation I never thought I would have with my father:

"Hello?"

"Hi honey."

"Hi Dad, what's up?"

"What was that video that is on the internet you were talking about yesterday? You said it was really funny. What is it called?"

"Well....um, I am in public so....um, 'something' in a box."

"Right. So should I just type in www.di..."

"NO! No, don't do that."

"Should I do a Yahoo search?"

"No, just go to youtube.com and search for it."

"Okay, hang on."

(typing)

"Okay, this one with Justin Timberlake?"

"That would be the one."

"Okay, thanks honey."

"Anytime, Dad."

We were on a break.

I have a lot of reasons why my posts have not been very up to date. The first reason is crappy and personal which I will not be getting into on the inter-web. The second is that I have been using all my creative juices on ridiculously long email threads composed on Tuesdays that revolve around a show that myself and a few other wonderful women in my life are just slightly obsessed with. It's The Hills and you know what? Don't be a hater. You know you watch it and you know you love it. Go team Lauren!

Anyway, I am back. Not just because I enjoy writing but because I am freaking hilarious. Just saying.