We were on a break.

I have a lot of reasons why my posts have not been very up to date. The first reason is crappy and personal which I will not be getting into on the inter-web. The second is that I have been using all my creative juices on ridiculously long email threads composed on Tuesdays that revolve around a show that myself and a few other wonderful women in my life are just slightly obsessed with. It's The Hills and you know what? Don't be a hater. You know you watch it and you know you love it. Go team Lauren!

Anyway, I am back. Not just because I enjoy writing but because I am freaking hilarious. Just saying.