6.19.2006

A Haiku for the Mai Tai

Big jug of Mai Tais
The last one was a mistake
Ibuprofen saves

6.08.2006

It finally happened.

I have avoided it for so long. It was something I feared would happen but hoped that maybe, just maybe, I would be spared.

Not so.

Today I was referred to as...Heather Snellen.

6.05.2006

His intentions were good...

...but alas he failed.

"He" was the the man behind me in line at the grocery store. His items: 6 Lean Cuisine microwave dinners...a box of Cheez-Its and 2 pints of Raspberry Chocolate Hagen-Das ice cream.

It's called baby steps people.