Scene: Stoneridge mall, Macy's employee talking to a customer in line:
"Oh my gosh, my ex-boyfriend went into a pet store one time and there was this parrot there, and it called him a buttface."
Awesome.
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I really am much funnier in person.
About Me
- Heather
- My name is Heather. I think only my husband and my mom read this blog. (Probably just my mom, though...when I force her to.) I am a case manager turned stay at home mama to a sweet baby boy. I make pumpkin pies from scratch and don't believe in soup from a can. I have been in love with my husband since I was 12 years old. I am not a morning person.
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