3.31.2003

An actual conversation with my sister

She has so much to think about now that she is out of school. Like this for example:

Jessie: When you and Grant have kids...they are going to be hairy.
Heather: Thanks
pause
Jessie: If they have a unibrow are you going to pluck it?
Heather: What?
Jessie: Because if you don't, their Auntie Jessie will! I mean I will hold them down and do it if I have to.

Wow. To my future children, I am sorry for any tweezer trauma she may cause you.

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