7.29.2006

Parenting Lessons in Target.

While checking out some sale shoes at my friendly, local Target store, the woman next to me recieved a phone call. She is on to something:

"Hello. Hi babe....again? Why does he keep doing that.....yeah.....you know we should just like wrap a plastic bag around him or something at night.....uh huh....yeah just for the night time and then put the underwear like over the plastic. Ok. Well, I will home soon. Bye.

A plastic bag! That is a great idea. I mean who needs diapers when there are choking hazards to use.

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