Merry Shelloween?

The 4th annual Shelloween has come and gone. If I do say so myself, it was the best one yet, and here is why:

10. All three Shellen bros were in attendance (with their respective wives) for the first time ever!
9. Joel and Annie wearing costumes that were made for infants.
8. A Stormtrooper in a Burger King mask.
7. The Michael Bolton version of "Jingle Bell Rock."
6. Best robot costume EVER!
5. Three sexy flappers.
4. "Mary-Kate Olsen" drinking a beer from her "Venti" Starbucks cup.
3. The Spanish version of Jingle Bell Rock (Navidad, Navidad, Navidad Rock)
2. Red, green and white candy corn. (You could paint that crap with gold and it would still be disgusting.)
1. The look on everyone's faces when they were greeted at the door with a plate of Christmas cookies and a house all decked out for the holidays.

Merry Christmas, everyone!!