Heather: What are you doing?
Jessie: Well, I just finished drinking a glass of unsweetened-not-from-concentrate-all-natural cranberry juice.
Heather: And?
Jessie: My bladder has never felt more fabulous.
Heather: Are you being serious, or are you just saying that?
Jessie: I am just saying it. But I am saying it because I have faith in my heart that because of this glass of juice, it will be so.
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I really am much funnier in person.
About Me
- Heather
- My name is Heather. I think only my husband and my mom read this blog. (Probably just my mom, though...when I force her to.) I am a case manager turned stay at home mama to a sweet baby boy. I make pumpkin pies from scratch and don't believe in soup from a can. I have been in love with my husband since I was 12 years old. I am not a morning person.
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