Parenting Lessons in Target.

While checking out some sale shoes at my friendly, local Target store, the woman next to me recieved a phone call. She is on to something:

"Hello. Hi babe....again? Why does he keep doing that.....yeah.....you know we should just like wrap a plastic bag around him or something at night.....uh huh....yeah just for the night time and then put the underwear like over the plastic. Ok. Well, I will home soon. Bye.

A plastic bag! That is a great idea. I mean who needs diapers when there are choking hazards to use.

What can happen when you let Ryan play with the white gas.

Ok, not really. This was one of the many attractions that Brittaney, Ryan, Grant and I visited while camping in Mammoth. What is actually occuring here is that there are unusual amounts of CO2 in the air which kills off the trees. Because of this, you will find comforting signs like the one seen below scattered about the area:



Now, of course all of Mammoth did not look like that and most if it was incredibly beautiful:



What was not so beautiful is how I look when I am camping. Although I do have pictures of that as well, I will leave that image up to your imagination.