Scene: Jessie has just told me a very long detailed story about how she got up really early this morning to get all dolled up for the boy who works at the coffee shop only to find out that upon her arrival, he was not in today. Action:
Jessie: My outfit was wasted!
Me: You will just have to go back tomorrow.
Jessie: Yeah. But now I need a new outfit and this one was the money outfit. I mean, anyone would have wanted to have me in this. Seriously.
My little sister ladies and gentlemen.
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I really am much funnier in person.
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- Heather
- My name is Heather. I think only my husband and my mom read this blog. (Probably just my mom, though...when I force her to.) I am a case manager turned stay at home mama to a sweet baby boy. I make pumpkin pies from scratch and don't believe in soup from a can. I have been in love with my husband since I was 12 years old. I am not a morning person.
2 comments:
Can women really only wear each outfit once? I thought that law was repealed during the sexual revolution.
Well, according to my sister, the other guy who works there saw her in the money outfit. So if she showed up the next day in that outfit, it would be obvious. You see the problem?
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